No, this is not the name of a sister ship of the Starship Enterprise, but the name that Jonathan Ross apparently wanted to give his son. His wife made him see sense (to a degree) and instead of such a stupid name, the boy has been labelled Harvey Kirby Ross. The middle name may well be a brand of vacuum cleaner, but in general, his lot in life will be slightly better without the Wolf Galactica shit.
Why the fuck do 'celebrities' seem to think it's cool to give offspring shit names. Pop stars love to do this, whether they're Zappa or Bowie, and of course we have Harper Seven Beckham - which in my opinion could be improved upon by making it a score line: Harper Seven, Beckham Nil.
Ross's other kids are Betty Kitten and Honey Kinney. Arseholes - not them (yet) but the parents.
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