John Bercunt has squandered money at a diabolical level, in the name of vanity. His pursuit of personal gain and improved standing has led to his portrait being installed at a cost of £37,000. The story this week highlighted just how fucked up parliament is, wherever one looks. Quite obviously the Speaker would not shell out that sort of money if it was coming from his own account - but seeing as it's to be paid by taxpayers, he went full steam ahead.
It was today revealed that the actual cost is rather more than £37,000. Apparently officials forgot to count £5,400 in fees to design and patent his coat of arms! 'Preparation of the panelled area' cost a further £1,600. So, the total for this abomination was actually £44,000 - cunting criminal.
As if there needs to be any further proof of this arsehole's greed and vanity, his office has insisted:
"The Speaker was not aware these costs were not included." Oh - so he thought the cost of this crap was only £37,000 and a bargain, then? If he'd known the true cost would be £44,000, would he have knocked the project on the head? Of course not!
I'll leave you with one last thought - a question, actually. Calls cost £1.03 per minute from a BT landline, and should last no more than 2 minutes. 09990 44000. The biggest twat, without a clue or any hold on reality is:
A: John Bercow
B: Sally Bercow
C: Both of the pointless prats
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