Friday 2 December 2011

2.12.11 Pointless Story

Gary Lineker and his wife caught a thief outside their home.  He said: "In the middle of the night, we heard some clanking.  Danielle was shouting out of the window.  I was on the phone to the police.  Someone was nicking metal out of our skip.  We were throwing it out anyway but it was scary."

Was a fucking waste of print and my time, reading this shit.  "Scary" my arse.  If he'd thrown something out, how can the person taking it be stealing anyway?  Just means more room in the skip for him.  It is an unwritten rule of life that anyone can help themselves to something if it's in a fucking skip already.  Twat.

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