Who has decided that it is the job of TV stations to keep CB in work? She has been the kiss of death to everything she's been involved in to date. Most people get sacked if they are shit at their jobs. Why is CB an exception, to the point where she's paid stupid money to grin widescreen-style and scare the fuck out of any kids watching?
Kids, by the way, should write a letter to Santa. There was, and I believe still is, something lovely about a child writing to Father Christmas. The fact that letters now seem to have to go to Lapland instead of Greenland (where he lived when I was a kid, but moved at some point without me being advised) is not a real issue, as it changes nothing about the act of letter writing. Are we now saying that we are to encourage kids to text Santa? How fucking sad.
Why? Why? Why?
Sorry, just had to ask that again - not about the letters, but about CB having work and looking at me from the fucking television. Life-changing charities will share the cash from this appeal, apparently. Life-changes would be multiplied if charities stopped competing against each other for a fixed (and reducing) public contribution.
Oh God - I've just thought, Schofield and his new sidekick will be hosting Dancing On Ice soon. This Text Santa programme is the shittest that television can get - and now Jonathan Ross has turned up, when I thought it couldn't get worse.
Dire TV
I cannot write anymore. "Bleakley" means "without hope or chance of improvement". "Ross" is short for "Dross". The adverts are starting, and they'll be better than the fucking programme.
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