There
are a surprising amount of taxi cabs in North Korea [Eitan Goldstein]
There
are tons of cities and towns all across North Korea [Eitan Goldstein]
Prospective [John Boyega on Radio 4, meaning perspective]
Very, very unique [John Boyega on Radio 4, not just unnecessarily qualifying, but unnecessarily over qualifying uniqueness]
It's gradually
percolated outwards [Arsehole (expert on language and dialects!) on Radio 4]
Are industry doing the right thing? [A doctor on Radio 4;
are it indeed!]
You scatter the lovely rocket
in and around the pizza [Jamie Oliver]
Edinburgh zoo
have revealed ... [
have indeed!]
Prices are up to
25% cheaper [No, Laura Hamilton, the houses are up to 25% cheaper, or the prices are up to 25% lower]
On the north side of the town,
prices are up to 20% more expensive [No, Laura Hamilton, wrong again. The houses are up to 20% more expensive, or the prices are up to 20% higher]
To make as much money as possible in the
quickest amount of time ['Shortest', please, Radio 4!]
The number of people going through the doors
have declined [More Radio 4 shite]
It depends what the community
want [Radio 4 again]
Anonamity [Anna Soubry inventing words]
Self
depreciating [Gina Yashere, meaning self-depricating]
It's amazing how you show off your
versitality [Darcey Bussell making up words]
Sony Movie Channel
are rolling out the red carpet [are it, indeed]
The League of Gentleman
are back [Samira Ahmed]
He has just bagged the most
illegible man in Britain [Stephen on Gogglebox]
I kind of
self taught myself [Jimmy Mistri on Saturday Kitchen]
Lamb fat isn't the most flavoursome, it's a bit
fattyish [Brian Turner on Saturday Kitchen]
They can put on more weight than they
originally had in the first place [Idiot woman on ITV]
That
key weather vane of the British economy, the annual new car sales figures [Julie Etchingham talking complete and utter fucking shit]
The last round of sanctions
are having an effect [reporter on Radio 4]
Warmer temperatures are the cause of climate change [Phil Mercer on Radio 4, stating the fucking obvious and avoiding the correct 'higher temperatures' comment]
Britain
are the leading country in the Commonwealth [Lord Somebody-Or-Other on Radio 4]
The number of job losses
are . . . . [Radio 4 crap]
Shtrong [Ashley Banjo, meaning 'strong']
You sang
phenomenal [will.i.am, LY short of an adverb]
A jump from one
specie to another [idiot scientist on Radio 4 who is allegedly an expert but cannot use the language, turning 'species' into a made-up singular form]
He needed to get
acclimated [NFL pundit, meaning acclimatised]
WeBuyAnyCar.Com
Sponsor DOI [a missing 's' off 'Sponsor']
When you look
back retrospectivly [hmmmm, as if 'retro' needs clarification]
Grab a bowl and put it over a pan of
hot boiling water [Joe Wicks]
Everyone is in
agreance [Jamie Delgado pretentiously using a fuck-of-a-non-word]
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