5.1.14 Walkers - I'm Only A Prawn In Their Game

It is so disappointing to find that the CIC are having their wicked way while denying me true variety in my crisp purchasing activity.  My beef [not that one can obtain that fucking flavour, even in the 'Meaty' packs] is with the composition of the two main multi-pack options.

The 'Classic' multi-pack contains three flavours one would readily expect and accept; Cheese & Onion, Salt & Vinegar and Ready Salted.  However, what the fucking fuck is "classic" about Worcester Sauce or Prawn Cocktail?  I dispute with rigour the basis for including these two flavours in a mix that is described as 'Classic', and the fact that I do not like them makes matters worse.  As a result, 40% of the contents are destined for the bin before anything is eaten at all.  However, with the recent offer price being £2 at Asda, even the disposal of 8 packets means a revised price per pack of 16.7 pence, and this is hard to beat.  So, should I just accept that the CIC are within their rights to label the pink and purple crisps as 'Classic' and move on?  Let's (for a fucking moment - don't get carried away) say so, and indeed 'move on'.

The 'Meaty' multi-packs are available alongside the 'Classic' ones, but I am now a-fucking-nnoyed more so.  The CIC have somehow contrived to include Prawn Cocktail under the 'Meaty' banner after having opted for it to be within the 'Classic' realm!  What a fucking cheek!  Further, how the hell does Cheese & Onion also come to be classed as 'Meaty' then?

The whole so-called 'variety' is a joke.  There's Smoky Bacon, Cheese & Onion and then Cheese & Bacon.  That's pushing the boat out, eh?  Roast Chicken is fine, but the Prawn shit can fuck off.

Walkers Crisps are available in mislabelled packs, and must surely be contravening some or other regulation devised by the EU.  Where the fuck has 'Beef' disappeared to?  As for the prevalence of Prawn Cocktail, I will be taking the matter up with my MP.

PS: As FURTHER evidence of Prawn-gate, I would like to confirm the make-up of the 6-Pack 'Meaty' option, which includes 2x Roast Chicken, 2x Smoky Bacon, and 2x Cuntin-Prawn-Cocktail!


[ CIC = Cunts In Charge ]

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