21.1.14 Random Rants

• Medicine has got a fucking 'i' in the middle, so it isn't (as the pretentious would have it) pronounced "medson".
• Ken Bruce should stick to radio.  His role is that of Terry-Wogan-Type-Person, and he should NOT be engaging in voice-over work for BBC1 on "Reflex".  He gabbles, tries far too hard to be witty, and is irritating as fuck!
• Bernie Madoff is recovering from a heart attack while fighting kidney cancer.  Hmmm . . . . the crooked cuntin crook gets no sympathy from me.
• If I'd had the nerve, resources and reason to fuck off to the Dominican Republic with a girl I loved when I was 16, then I'd have done so.  For fuck's sake, media - give them a break.  Life's too short, and when your parents are rich fuckers, you're likely to be brought up weirdly, so some escapism is probably rather useful.
• Cornwall Council erects 63 signs stating no parking in a one-mile stretch of road.  Stupid cunts.
• If this is not deemed to be racist . . . .

• Why is this deemed racist?

• Maybe footballers might, in light of the mess Anelka has got himself mixed up in, stop fucking about after scoring a goal, and simply get back to their own cuntin half, ready to try and score another one.  The pathetic rituals and gestures are unwelcome - period!
• There's a pub at motorway services - heaven help us!  What a fuckin' fuss over nothing.  Drivers have for decades been able to get drunk at a Little Chef is they so wished.  There are pubs just off motorways, and drink driving is hardly going to be commonplace because the new-fangled invention of 'alcohol' can now be purchased in a service station!  Some cunt will be telling me 63 times in a mile that I can't park my car in a Cornish road next!
• Fucking LibDems are completely useless cunts.
• A grown woman had her knee squeezed many years ago.  Oh dear . . . . but not quite Jimmy Savile.
• Health campaigners want to ban a doll that refuses to eat from a spoon - because it allegedly encourages anorexia.  Stupid fucking cunts.
• Susanna Reid needs to get a life, and stop trying to invade mine.  I have no interest in what she says, how much weight SCD allowed her to lose (weight that she obviously could do without) and I would only ever have voted on this programme if the voting regime were to place a vote for the one to be EJECTED.  Instead, we're supposed to vote for saving whichever cretin takes our fancy, but that is less productive, and not value for money.  Please go away, Susanna.
• Naomi Campbell is quite simply surplus to requirements.

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