28.1.14 Weather - Wintry Bollocks

I would say 'roll on spring or summer', but unfortunately that will make little difference to the twats who provide us with weather forecasts.  The complete obsession with Winter, wintry and the non-word 'winteriness' is amazing. Thus, even when we are clear of the winter months, I have every confidence that the message we receive will still include reference to showers being wintry.  As for now, we are quite clearly in the middle of fucking winter, seeing as it is 28th January, so any reference to the weather being 'wintry' tells us cuntin nothing!

The forecast last night was painful to listen to.  The I was informed by the useless individual on my TV screen that during the night the rain would "turn a little bit wintry".  The stupid cunt was telling me precisely nothing; first, I would be asleep, and second, I have no idea what the difference is between ordinary rain at 4am and its "wintry" counterpart!

Another piece of useless information (and grammar) was provided by Ross Hutchinson, when I heard him say: "as that low pressure sinks its way down".  What the fuck?  Still, this is the chap who's so taken with "murky" that he's developed the theme and is forever mentioning "bits of murk" in his forecasts!

The flirty and annoying Lucy Verasamy was wide of the mark a few days ago when she greeted me with, "Hello, and a very good afternoon to you", despite it being 6.50pm, and pitch black outside.  She then fed me some nonsense about "intense, energetic low pressure systems" complete with the flamboyant wave of the arms, and a wrist action that would be of use for something rather more daring than pointing at clouds.

On Sunday night, Emma Jesson mentioned "winteriness" three times in the 90 seconds she was on screen.  As already stated, that's a completely meaningless and useless (and I'd argue non-existent) word - but that aside, it is without doubt a totally redundant utterance in cuntin January!

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