Tuesday 1 January 2013

1.1.13 December Quotes of the Month

1   -  "That does taste like something you should swab a wound with."  [Liam, after a taste of the tequilla from an unusual bottle on Christmas morning]

2   -  "Bruce Forsythe should be executed for crimes against entertainment."  [TMWSC]

3   -  "Or even assassinated . . . . . . . anything!"  [Mrs MWSC, following on from No.3]

4   -  "I've never experimented with leeks."  [Parissa]

5   -  "You don't get ten out of ten for effort in this house, you get ten out of ten for getting it right."  [Liam]

6   -  "Her teeth to gum ratio is just illegal."  [Mrs MWSC, regarding the trailer to Dancing On Ice, showing Beth Tweddle]

7   -  "Rice is persistent."  [Liam, tring to clean a bowl]

8   -  "Food does not have fucking attitude, Jamie."  [TMWSC, watching Jamie Oliver on TV]

9   -  "Have you always shot shit?"  [Parissa, asking Liam about the pheasant he and James were preparing]

10 -  "I fool people into a suspension of disbelief."  [John Lithgow, on a radio interveiw]

11 -  "I shouldn't have to be fucking moon walking at my age!"  [TMWSC after stepping in dog's pee on the lino floor] 

12 -  "It's pointless making a technical assessment."  [Bruno Tonioli on Strictly, ref Lisa Riley]

13 -  "You're thinking these goals have got to go in sooner or later."  [Alan Shearer talking about the chances that did not result in goals]

14 -  "Ba and Cisse are there; none of them are offside."  [Alan Shearer talking shite again]

15 -  "I take it both of you are a bit of a fan."  [TV reporter, hopeless at grammar]

16 -  "Everyone in the competition are amazing dancers."  [Kimberly Walsh, hopeless at grammar]

17 -  "Everyone here is such incredible athletes."  [Peter Wilson, on Superstars, hopeless at grammar]

18 -  "Michu was not too far away to extending his tally."  [Match of the Day commentator]

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