Wastes of Space
Will the culprits in the media please put a stop to the shite that appears in newspapers with immediate effect. I call for the complete cessation of frivolous and lightweight bollocks masquerading as 'journalism', that leads to shit being shovelled our way, and so-called 'news' associated with:
A: Katie Price
B: Rihanna
C: Kelly Brook
D: Tamara Ecclestone
Page Three Idiots
Today's Sun newspaper has the usual daft pose by someone with little to offer, and the accompanying hilarious quote by the 'model'. Obviously it's a complete fabrication, because these comments by the models are no more believable than an MP suggesting his or her expenses claims are not a complete piss-take. Here is what Courtnie [I am not making it up; that's how she spells it] had to say:
"I think it makes real sense to let A-Level students learn practical skills to stop them dropping out. I am reminded of the words of poet William Butler Yeats who once wisely observed, 'Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire'".
Does anyone think she was thus reminded? No fucking chance! As for "practical skills to stop them dropping out", I've heard that putting a bra on can help! By the way, her surname is Quinlan, if you're interested - a fact that's easily established by a quick 'Google'. Strangely though there is some discrepancy. We are given very little information in the newspaper about the models, but their name, age and where they come from is the standard offering. Today's paper says she is 20 years old, although the internet details of The Sun state she is 21 [as of 3.56pm on 20th September 2012] ??
Ashley Cole
Worth £200,000 per week? Role model for young people? Honourable and charming? Lovely chap? Well behaved? A pleasure to watch? Full of integrity? If you've answer 'No' x7 then you've done little more than confirm the fucking obvious.
Alex Ferguson
Some have described his actions as those of a bully, and a grumpy cunt who seems to think he is above everyone else. I, on the other hand, would be far less generous in any assessment.
Labour
Yes, this present government is spineless, and the coalition is clearly not working. Nevertheless, can we please have a little bit of a reality check when it comes to cuntish claims by Labour to be the better option for Britain's future. There are moaners everywhere, regarding the ludicrous benefits system, and how it's now the case that hundreds of thousands of people are either better off claiming benefits, or prefer doing fuck all, or in fact both. The credit for this must be attributed to Labour for its sterling work in making sure the country was fucked over, and a benefits culture was able to thrive. Can we also give the 'credit' to Labour for opening the doors, the ports, the terminals, the floodgates and anything else that was previously locked or monitored, so that as many (Labour voting) migrants were allowed in, and encouraged to set off from wherever the fuck to come here.
The end result has been the double whammy of an increase in the population, an increase in benefits, and extra strain because of claiming migrants. Then we are left with incapacitated loafers who like claiming benefits while moaning about foreigners. Talk about handing out excuses to lazy cunts. So, the only people who want to work for low wages are foreigners, and the benefits bill soars. Yesterday and today I read about foreigners who are claiming benefits. It's not their fault; if we are stupid enough to allow people to come here, work a bit for minimum wage, and then join in with the lazy cunts, to claim benefits as well, then more fool the UK. This country is fucking screwed. Labour managed to fuck up immigration, benefits and the future prosperity of the country, and now it has the fucking nerve to try and claim it could run the country better. Fucked, I tell you; we're fucked.
Names
What's with silly names these days? I've already mentioned 'Courtnie' above, but I have seen a story about two squabbling people going by names that are not even odd spellings of a well known name. Jenelle Evans was tweeting her grievances about boyfriend Courtland Rogers. What with Ryland from X-Factor, and Nichelle (the name of a girl I saw a week ago in a paper, and thought was a misprint) there seems to be an obsession with made-up stuff. Janiece is another enigma. Hey, there's a good name - Enigma; what do you think?
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