1 - Rihanna
2 - Abuses of Human Rights legislation
3 - Bruce Forsythe
4 - Use of the word 'enjoy', especially as an imperative, served by people serving you
5 - Rihanna
6 - Traffic lights on roundabouts at night, when they hold you up pointlessly
7 - The Ryanair 'fanfare' played for the plane arriving on time
8 - Wonga.com and its pathetic attempts to justify its business
9 - Wonga adverts on TV
10 - Priests
11 - Nigella Lawson, and her creepy smug grinning
12 - Sugar sachets that are typically too small, and contain the equivalent of 0.37 of a teaspoon
13 - Cherie Blair
14 - Tony Blair
15 - Religious fanatics
16 - Rihanna
17 - Extra and unnecessary plastic ties on clothing, eg. multipacks of socks
18 - Anything maroon
19 - Pretentious and precious antiques dealers on TV
20 - Any more photos of Kelly Brook
21 - Singing in the Halifax adverts
22 - Singing in the Confused.com adverts
23 - Singing unnecessarily
24 - Pictures of football managers chewing gum
25 - Robbie Williams
26 - Extra high and/or extra firm speed bumps
27 - The M62
28 - Coffee mornings
29 - Chris Tarrant
30 - Councils hoarding money (when they have millions in the bank on deposit)
31 - Christine Bleakley
32 - Stickers in cars, especially 'Princess On Board' etc.
33 - Adverts for sofas
34 - Any use of the term 'Double Discount'
35 - Roy Keane and his appearances as a football 'pundit'
36 - Machines that don't give change
37 - Bruno Mars
38 - Katie Price and her pathetic antics
39 - Party Plan books and any references to them at all
40 - Pippa Middleton
41 - Political correctness
42 - The obsession with the fear of offending people
43 - Rihanna
44 - Diminishing pack sizes in the scam to rip off consumers
45 - Jack Whitehall and Lenny Henry - both as unfunny as mud
46 - Things described as 'Universal Fit' that fit nothing in the Universe
47 - Nick Clegg and anything LibDem
48 - Paul Daniels
49 - Vodafone adverts featuring 'Yoda'
50 - John Prescott
51 - Chris Patten
52 - The X-Factor
53 - Christopher Maloney
54 - Any utterance of the phrase 'Get the London look'
55 - The Voice UK
56 - Misuse of apostrophes
57 - Denise Lewis and her prowess at talking complete drivel
58 - The BBC squandering money
59 - The government giving money to countries that don't need it or deserve it
60 - Floods
61 - Rihanna
62 - The treating of collective nouns as plural
63 - Terms & Conditions that completely undermine the advertising claims and supposed 'offer'
64 - Any views, comments and general input from, or news of, Kate Winslet
65 - The pretentious and stupid pronunciation of the words 'homage' and 'provenance'
66 - Jonathan Ross
67 - Brussel sprouts
68 - Helen Flanagan
69 - The UK population being denied a referendum on Europe
70 - Ludicrous legal decisions in Europe that override Parliament and fuck common sense out the window
71 - So-called weather presenters describing temperatures as hot, cold, warm, freezing etc.
72 - Jobsworths who delight in stating why something cannot be done or allowed
73 - Tess Daly
74 - Misuse of the term 'less', which is now smothering the language and killing off 'fewer'
75 - The non-acceptance of cheques and/or forced surcharges for using credit cards
76 - Russell Brand
77 - Complicated tariffs for gas, electricity, telephone, TV and internet services
78 - Moss (the real stuff, and Kate)
79 - Rihanna
80 - Everything that came out of Alan Shearer's mouth
81 - The word 'smart'
82 - Benefits cheats
83 - Making up verbs from nouns [eg. to medal, to podium !!!]
84 - Stephen Tompkinson and wooden acting in general
85 - Health & Safety justifications for being cuntish
86 - Mario Balotelli
50 - Fifty Shades of Grey
87 - Speed cameras
88 - Loose Women
89 - Bingo and the national obsession with gambling
90 - Anchovies
91 - Barbara Windsor, in particular her voice, and any reference to 'Jackpot Joy'
92 - Pre-match handshakes in football
93 - John Terry
94 - The word 'snack' and the supposed activity of 'snacking'
95 - Anthony Cotton
96 - Refusal to accept that both the overgrown EU and the Euro are no longer viable as things now stand
97 - Drums
98 - The letter 'i' that now precedes far too many things [it all started with I, Claudius]
99 - Red balloons
100 Charities [20,000+ in the UK] now competing with each other, just like businesses!
101 Rihanna
102 The term 'trending'
103 Guns
104 Nadine Dorries
105 Use of the term 'Award Winning' without mention of which dubious award
106 David Coulthard's voice, commentary, and comments on tyres
107 TOWIE
108 Religion
109 Beach Volleyball (and silly sniggers) when the non-beach version has always been sufficient
110 Misuse of the term 'Celebrity'
111 Celebrity versions of anything at all on television
112 Victoria Beckham
113 The word 'ointment'
114 A lack of prison space, plus soft, limp-wristed fucking useless judges and magistrates
115 Every-fucking-thing having to be sponsored, these day
116 Sand
117 Greed, lawyers and greedy Lawyers
118 People who say "I am loving" when "I love" is appropriate
119 The awarding of the Nobel Peace Price to the European Union! WTF?
120 Women keeping the surname of their ex-husbands because it serves them well in their careers
121 Odd socks
122 Twitter
123 Rihanna
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