28.3.14 News In Pictures - Outside of Dudley Zoo

Barbara Knox

To most people she's 'Rita' from Coronation Street.  She's been arrested on suspicion of drink driving, and the 80-year-old may thus have exceeded the limit of 80 milligrammes of alcohol per 100 millilitres of blood.  The greater possible crime, though, must surely be the attire, as it suggests she's auditioning for a role in the forces.

Obama

The more threatening of the two Obamas has had more than her fair share of attention in recent days, what with the visit to China.  I am struggling to see how she gets to do so much and be listened to so much when she has never been elected.


Cable Car

Not a 'cable car' in the conventional sense, but a car that could serve Vince Cable as a Motability contraption, especially as it's in his team colour.  The doddery old buffoon really out to get out less, so maybe we should deny him use of the vehicle.


What a Tit

Indeed "What a tit", but we nevertheless like him a lot, and X-Factor would not be the same without him.  As for Sinitta, we could all do with a lot less of her - less exposure all round, not just the bazooka.  One of life's "hangers on".


Blatter

There's nothing that needs to be said about Sepp Blatter, as I think there can be very few people alive who don't have an accurate opinion of this despicable arse.


Murray - Mint!

I couldn't resist another showing of this spitting image.


Caveman

Sometimes you see a picture and wonder how someone ever came to be admired and so well rewarded, outside of Dudley Zoo.


Fancy Dress

Sometimes you see a picture and wonder how someone ever came to be admired and so well rewarded, outside of Dudley Zoo.


Blair

Deja Vu - Sometimes you see a picture and wonder how someone ever came to be admired and so well rewarded, outside of Dudley Zoo.


Ashton

Catherine Ashton is an overpaid whilst ineffective career politician who is simply dispensable, and yet again I find the same thought crossing my mind: sometimes you see a picture and wonder how someone ever came to be admired and so well rewarded, outside of Dudley Zoo.


Blair Witch Project

The Blair Witch has taken lessons and watched a lot of Ray Winstone films in recent years.


Pothole

The state of Britain's roads has hit an all time low, with thousands of potholes causing massive inconvenience.  Claims for personal injuries sustained after accidents and claims for damage to vehicles have hot record levels.  The council in the above case decided to "investigate" a pothole, which involved digging around it for some reason.  The enlarged feature is now massive and the council cannot afford to fix the road.  Twats.


Courtney Stodden

This must qualify (at a stretch) as the most desperate use of a rubber balloon ever.


Mavis Riley Returns

Playing the part of a burglar, Les bears a striking resemblance to Mavis!


Moyes

Wrecking just about everything, Moyes is having a tough time, with no help from any of his players.


Blair Preaches

Blair likes to think he's superior, but yet again I find myself dealing with the recurring thought: sometimes you see a picture and wonder how someone ever came to be admired and so well rewarded, outside of Dudley Zoo.


Krankies

I see that the voting will include those who are 16 and 17, for the single reason that they are thought more likely to vote for independence.  If there were the slightest chance that the extra input would increase the 'no' vote, then Salmond would of course have stuck with the well established precedent that one has to be 18 to vote.  Slimy prick.

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