20.3.14 Sexercize Is Musically Awful

As lyrics go, the ones for Kylie's single "Sexercize" are pretty dire.  Aside from the annoying use of a 'z' instead of an 's' in the name, it's basically a load of shit, but provides her with an excuse to writhe around and produce a video that will attract attention.  I am not complaining, specifically, but simply highlighting that I have not missed the irony.  She is a judge on The Voice, which of course maintains that it is the voice that counts, not other factors, yet Kylie's audio output is simply very weak, and well behind the video output.  Here are the lyrics:

Flex it real tight

Keep on moving so nice

Move it for me tonight

Let me see you sexercize

It’s not just your body

Gotta keep it up with me

My mind is slammin’ see

Let me see you sexercize

I wanna see you beat all your best times

And if you’re lucky imma teach a class that’ll turn you blind

Sexercize

Come on baby

(Bounce bounce)

Sexercize

Feel the burn

(Ride it out)

Sexercize

Let me see you take it down to the ground

Let me see you pick it up

Let me see you bounce bounce bounce bounce

Let me see you Sexercize

Come on baby

(Bounce bounce)

Sexercize

Feel the burn

(Ride it out)

Sexercize

Let me see you take it down to the ground

Let me see you pick it up

Let me see you bounce bounce bounce bounce

Let me see you

Stretch it out baby

Yeah take your time now

I’m burning patiently

Let me see you sexercize

I’ll make you wait for more

Make you ache to the core

Tomorrow you’ll be sore

Let me see you sexercize

I wanna see you beat all your best times

And if you’re lucky imma teach a class that’ll turn you blind

Get it get it sexercize

Put your hands in the sky if you’re feelin’ alright

Get it get it sexercize

(Don’t quit don’t quit)

If you wanna stay tight

Get it get it sexercize sexercize sexercize

Get it get it sexercize sexercize sexercize

Get it get it sexercize

Put your hands in the sky if you’re feelin’ alright

Get it get it sexercize

(Don’t quit don’t quit)

If you wanna stay tight

Get it get it sexercize sexercize sexercize

Get it get it sexercize sexercize sexercize

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