1st Place - "She looks like she's touting Petit Filous" [TMWSC, after watching Ellana walk off towards the town sporting pigtails]
2nd Place - "Yeah, but my grandma's creepy, though" [Lauren]
3rd Place - "No one remembers second place, I want to be in that final three" [Phil Vickery on Masterchef]
4th Place - "You can't have a sideways tooth!" [TMWSC to Mrs MWSC, whose back tooth is on the way out]
5th Place - "I don't like fat fish" [Maria Clarke, declining food for an unusual reason]
6th Place - "Mick Jagger moves like a crane fly folding a coat hanger" [TMWSC after hearing a crappy song entitled Moves Like Jagger]
7th Place - "Isn't it disappointing to stop noticing your plug-in" [Glade TV advert]
8th Place - "There's no reason to wear threadbare socks" [TMWSC to Jess]
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