Katie Price is set to start on her 5th autobiography, and she's only 33. That's what I call milking it. She's just split with her latest partner (number 87?). She said: "I've had a shit three years but it's all getting back on my feet now. There's a lot going on." If her written grammar is as poor as her speech, it will be a dire read indeed - as dire as her life.
She's apparently planning to start up a men's magazine. She said: "It will be about me but it will be a men's mag." Well, sorry, dearie, but if you're in it, if cannot count as a men's mag because I for one will not be interested. I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but I rather suspect that there are many men who will agree with me that you are of no interest whatsoever.
Why don't you buy a ticket to Switzerland - have a go at that Dignitas thing?
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