Sunday 13 November 2011

13.11.11 IACGMOOH

The most entertainment comes from Ant & Dec, constantly amusing.

Mark Wright is officially thick.  Quotes include:

"She was even scareder than me"
"There's all that dead meat in there"

Crissy should be sent home immediately.  The very first thing she had to do was jump from a helicopter, and she couldn't do it.  Now, it's not as if she wouldn't have been aware that each year this is quite a likely task.  Being harnessed to an expert makes it a bit easier, but no.  Instead, we had to endure the saga of her fucking teeth being taken out and put into storage.  If she is paid many thousands of pounds to participate, then participating is rather obligatory!  So she can't jump, she can't swim (as she admitted when facing a dunking in the first trial) and can't chew an apple.  That's a real 'can do' approach, don't you think?

Fatima will no doubt win.  She is a commando, and looks like Rambo.  At the other end of the scale, we have Freddie Starr who sauntered into the camp without jumping from a helicopter or paddling in a canoe.  I suspect that 'on health grounds' he will be allowed to miss some of the tasks - we'll see.

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