Absolute fucking twat! Who? Dermot, of course. I told him last week to stop "dancing" / wiggling.
Little Mix
What a let down after last week's excellent performance. This was quite simply 'desperate'. TC, what are you playing at, letting them churn out this crap. Not Diana Ross but Dire Ross. KR, you annoy me.
Janet Javlin
Oh dear, oh fuckin' dear! Visually awful; vocally highly questionable. Knowing her lines - shit. Go and sing a slow song that's depressing, because that's all you're capable of. So, so bad. KR - what a useless mentor, picking this song for her. KR saying "there's always the second song" is not exactly helpful. TTT - "It was a mess" was an accurate comment.
Misha B
What the fuck is she wearing? Singing too high, sounds desperate. Shit. I suspect a cat being strangled and forced down a sink's waste disposal unit would be rather more pleasant on the ears. TTT, shut up and get back to door duty - there's a scuffle going on outside. I do not want to keep hearing that people are "having so much fun" - I'm not having fun, listening to this twaddle!
Marcus
He can sing and he is good at doing "this sort of thing" - but the trouble is that I don't like this sort of thing! What's with the "Here we go" lines? Mediocre for entertainment, but considering the others are not up to much, then I suppose I ought to be more complementary. KR - get a fucking life; somewhere else, preferably. Oh dear; he "had fun"; yawn.
Amelia Lily
Excellent !!! Put the others to shame.
Oh dear - I've just realised that we now have to hear the five of them all over again. Groan . . . . .
TTT = Thomas the Tank / Gary
TC = Top Cat / Tulisa Contostavlos
Elf = Louis Walsh
KR = Kelly Rowland
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