1.3.14 February Quotes of the Month

1   - "He got the opportunity to look inside her box."  [Noel Edmonds]

2   - "He was trying to curl it big into the far corner."  [Andy Townsend]

3   - "In light of the deterioring situation in Ukraine."  [Catherine Ashton]

4   - "They always edge their bets."  [Lee Dixon]

5   - "Frustration can cause accidents."  [Overhead sign on motorway]

6   - "It would be foolhardish to stop."  [Work colleague talking shit]

7   - "Last week, Wraysbury was the epicentre of the British flooding crisis."  [Daily Mail, talking bollocks and forcing an inappropriate use of the word 'epicentre']



Supplementary Quotes - Grammar Bollocks

a   - "Each of his men stuck to their jobs."  [Clark Carlisle]

b   - "They made it a very pain free service."  [TV advert for Auto Money]

c   - "There have been the army on hand as well."  [Katie, reporter on BBC News]

d   - "They're moving it very sharp."  [Andy Townsend, dodging an adverb]

e   - "Not one of them go out there and kick a ball."  [Lee Dixon] 

f   - "There are seemingly no end to examples of his immaturity."  [Mail Online]

g   - "We have removed a significant amount of badgers."  [Twat on Radio 4 deciding badgers is a mass noun]

h   - "China is improving their performance."  [Elizabeth Truss, Education Minister, on Radio 4]

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