I must be watching a different programme, and different performances. This is the only explanation for how the judges gave 4 x 10 points to Beth Tweddle. Fuck knows who has voted for her so far and allowed her even to make it to the final.
After fifteen minutes of padding and shit from Bleakness, Schofield, the panel and T&D, we finally got underway with Twaddle's cheerleader crap that was so hard to watch that I cringed. Then the cunts got 40 fucking points. Obviously with the result being decided tonight by the public vote only, the judges can be as generous and moronic as they chose to be.
Hayley was more watchable than Beth, but scored 40 points. The scoring is pointless if there is no way to compare the skaters with any level of integrity. Hayley is addicted to smiling, and managed to smile throughout the gushing.
The competition was pathetic, asking whether T&D won a Brit, and Oscar or an OBE. Thirty-five minutes in, and in the second break, I'd seen one performance and one fiasco, with a combined time of about six fucking minutes.
Ray was obviously the best of the three and was assured 40 points, based on the pathetic inability of the judges to lump everyone on the same score. If Beth was 40, then Hayley was 45 and Ray 50. The judges wanted to give more than 10 points; well, if they'd not fucked up, and had given Beth 7.5, then there would not have been a problem.
Jason managed a 9.5 for the second dance, and at least made some very minor effort to be objective rather than churning out the tens, in synch with the others.
Ashley confirmed for all our benefits that Beth was "having fun". She did this by repeating the 'F' word numerous times in her remarks, which have actually been consistent all series. Let's be thankful this is the last ever DOI, and Ashley won't be able to spout shit again.
Hayley scored 39.5, with Robin Cousins being the aresehole this time, with a half point removed. The scoring is farcical. Ashley talked complete cunting shite, as you'd expect.
Ray skated so well, he deserved 4 x 12, but of course you cannot top that - without adopting the 'star' approach [eg. 40*] to mimic what the exam boards did to school exams after every twat with a sharp pencil started to get an 'A'.
Result
Hayley and Dan were put through to the final, followed by Ray and Maria. Thank fuck for that.
Hayley was good, and the love-fest was in the air afterwards as the various contributors said their kind words, apart from Ashley, whose input amounted to: "You're killing it tonight, babe".
Ray was superb, of course, and got the expected adulation, as well as top spot!
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