16.3.14 Choices

Taxi Driver

A 29-year-old has arrested by police after he caused criminal damage by dancing for five minutes - on the roof of a taxi.  I feel rather sorry for the taxi driver, who is now having to deal with a bill for £5,000.  The drunken twat on the roof had been in the road, and the driver had to stop, he says.  "What choice did I have?  If I hadn't stopped, I'd have hit him."  The drunken cunt then climbed on to the car and caused the scene and the damage.  The driver doesn't want to claim on insurance as his no claims will be severely affected - and why the fuck should he have to lose out?Police have advised that the driver will have to go through the small claims court to try and get money.

I am quite sure that the arsehole will have no money, and any settlement that 'may' be gained will take ages, and lead to perhaps £1 per week or some such joke-of-a-result.  As ever, the ordinary chap is the loser, while twats manage to cause havoc and escape any real responsibility.  I wonder if the driver might decide not to apply the brake pedal when the next drunken cunt steps into the road, in front of this car.  I don't think a new bumper would be anywhere near £5,000 to fix.


Driver

Nicole Scherzinger has made her choice, upon the fourth request by Lewis Hamilton for her to marry him.  I have no idea why he would want her, or why she would want him, nor am I at all interested in either of the motives (or either of the two overpaid and overexposed people) but as Lewis would say, "all things happen for a reason".  Maybe her lack of prime time coverage on X-Factor means she's free to accept his invitation and lap up some attention.


Drugs

Manchester police on a drugs raid managed to knock a door down and find 72 cannabis plants.  Unfortunately no one was in, so they had to make a decision on what to do for the best.  The choice was limited, although opting to leave a card (as above) was not one of the options I'd have come up with!  Now we have all found a card from a parcel company when coming home, but I think the'incentive' to make contact when you're about to be done for drug trafficking is rather less than what might apply for a box containing a pair of the latest Nike trainers.  "We Need To Talk" on the card is less inviting than "Parcel left at Number 34".


Cuntin Council Car Caught

Ha!  Police have caught a speeding motorist - the driver of a CCTV vehicle. Yes, Cuntin Council Television has itself been captured breaking the law. The driver of the car was given a fine of £100 and three points.  However, he has the choice of swapping this for a £110 fine and attendance at a driver awareness course.  The irony is just fantastic.

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