Thursday, 20 March 2014

20.3.14 Sexercize Is Musically Awful




As lyrics go, the ones for Kylie's single "Sexercize" are pretty dire.  Aside from the annoying use of a 'z' instead of an 's' in the name, it's basically a load of shit, but provides her with an excuse to writhe around and produce a video that will attract attention.  I am not complaining, specifically, but simply highlighting that I have not missed the irony.  She is a judge on The Voice, which of course maintains that it is the voice that counts, not other factors, yet Kylie's audio output is simply very weak, and well behind the video output.  Here are the lyrics:

Flex it real tight
Keep on moving so nice
Move it for me tonight
Let me see you sexercize
It’s not just your body
Gotta keep it up with me
My mind is slammin’ see
Let me see you sexercize
I wanna see you beat all your best times
And if you’re lucky imma teach a class that’ll turn you blind
Sexercize
Come on baby
(Bounce bounce)
Sexercize
Feel the burn
(Ride it out)
Sexercize
Let me see you take it down to the ground
Let me see you pick it up
Let me see you bounce bounce bounce bounce
Let me see you Sexercize
Come on baby
(Bounce bounce)
Sexercize
Feel the burn
(Ride it out)
Sexercize
Let me see you take it down to the ground
Let me see you pick it up
Let me see you bounce bounce bounce bounce
Let me see you
Stretch it out baby
Yeah take your time now
I’m burning patiently
Let me see you sexercize
I’ll make you wait for more
Make you ache to the core
Tomorrow you’ll be sore
Let me see you sexercize
I wanna see you beat all your best times
And if you’re lucky imma teach a class that’ll turn you blind
Get it get it sexercize
Put your hands in the sky if you’re feelin’ alright
Get it get it sexercize
(Don’t quit don’t quit)
If you wanna stay tight
Get it get it sexercize sexercize sexercize
Get it get it sexercize sexercize sexercize
Get it get it sexercize
Put your hands in the sky if you’re feelin’ alright
Get it get it sexercize
(Don’t quit don’t quit)
If you wanna stay tight
Get it get it sexercize sexercize sexercize
Get it get it sexercize sexercize sexercize

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