The Results
"Make some noise for our quarter-finalists". No chance - they made enough fucking noise of their own! The communal wailing to start the half-hour show was unnecessary.
Jason Derulo appeared as padding next, taking up a few minutes of my life that I will never get back - is there a form I can fill in to get some sort of compensation? This complete BOLLOCKS was embarrassingly pathetic, cuntish, useless, self-indulgent, ear-achingly dire, disgraceful, offensive, despicable, pretentious, cuntish PISS. That's my abbreviated, U-Rated objective opinion.
Will's Team
Sophie-May v Iesher
Fucking travesty - Sophie-May got through and Iesher was cast aside. The real problem here was Will's 'wankerishness' through his selection of Jermain instead of Iesher.
Kylie's Team
Lee v Rachael
Lee got the vote, which was probably the correct choice, to join Jamie.
One Republic provided more padding for this marathon show. At least I could listen to this without having suicidal thoughts, unlike the feelings generated by the dollop of Derulo.
Marvin spoke to the four coaches and provided more duff padding. "I've never felt so alive," said Ricky. Well, considering you're seemingly borderline comatose, that's surprising!
Tom's Team
Bizzi v Georgia
Neither deserved a place, considering the exit of Iesher, and even Rachael. Sally was already through, and she was joined by Bizzi. Praise the Lord. Amen.
Ricky's Team
Emily v Chris
The winner was Chris, to join Christina-Marie in the semi-final.
Marvin: "That's not the last we'll see of the acts; they'll be back next week with Zoe Ball." Yes, The Voice Louder is on BBC2 during the week, so that the BBC can milk the fuck out of the competition, and give a last sight of the losing acts.
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