1st Place - "Do you know what, even though I was in Cuba, the Tooth Fairy still found me" [Tia - aged 6, pleased with her pound coin]
2nd Place - "You used to get it from the chemist's after going to the doctor's" [Jess, referring to, of all things, Matey, which was of course a general purchase and not 'on prescription']
3rd Place - "It was like the top of a wine bottle" [Faye, to confirm the nature of a bathroom mat after it was suggested it was made of cork rather than vinyl]
4th Place - "She clearly doesn't throw up anymore" [Faye, referring to an acquaintance who was once very fat but at the last sighting was very skinny]
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