The world does not revolve around Rihanna, although you'd actually think so, according to the Sun newspaper. How do I know this? Because a single day has not passed in the last ten, where she does not feature in some pathetic story about nothing, or a photo of her has not appeared. I suspect there's some sort of contract in place, or else a weird obligation on the part of the editor to help the PR 'machine' that pushes upon us relentlessly the Rihanna news - even when there is no 'news'.
Not quite in the same league, but equally irritating, is the Jessie Wallace saga; don't give a shit, quite frankly.
If these two can command page space by doing nothing, then perhaps I should have been featured after climbing a roof yesterday. That's right, I was referred to as 'Spidercunt' by TMWSC Junior, after he went to the local shop and on the way back spotted me on our roof, precariously positioned on a slope, adjusting a plastic sheet that's in place to cover a section that's giving rise to a small leak.
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