It's amazing how enlightening it is to hear the considered views of insiders. Newspaper stories often include extra details gleaned from 'friends', 'sources' and 'insiders'. The latest comments in this vein relate to Tulisa Contostavlos getting annoyed with some of her groups in the latter stages of X-Factor, and dumping one of them. Apparently as bands shared a house in Greece, some of the members 'got together' for some "romping" - the strange but often used term that sounds rather 1950's. Another quaint phrase (interpretation) was used in the report - "Two members of one band copped off with wannabes from two other bands, while two members of a mixed sex group got it on."
An insider said: "The groups are always a bit more wild than the solo singers because there is more of them and they are from both sexes." [What an illiterate (there is more of them) twat, and I really needed to be told that there are more people in groups than solo singers! It's also nice to know that in groups, there can be people from both sexes rather than solo performers who seem to be restricted to being just one sex!]
The insider went on: "And when you bring them to a sun-kissed party island, hormones can get too much and young people get together." [No shit, Sherlock!]
What would we do without insiders, eh?
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