Tuesday 9 August 2011

9.8.11 Irony

Today I followed a lorry for a couple of miles.  Actually, it was more specifically a 'tanker'.  I know this because there were some letters on the back of the circular tank that said "Vacuum Tank Hire".  The vehicle registration was J958 DGH.  Why is this post headed "Irony" you ask?  Well, the sign on the back of the vehicle said Non Hazardous.  However, whilst the contents may well have been inoffensive, the lorry itself was the most disgusting, smoke-belching, fucked-up, knackered, slow, diseased, polluting, illegal lump of metal I have ever followed.

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