Saturday 4 December 2010

4.12.10 DFDS Waffle

The section at the front of the DFDS Seaways "Welcome on Board" brochure has a bit of blurb from Mr Carsten Jensen, Executive Vice President.  I rather suspect that he composed his paragraph on the return leg of a test run on the Newcastle - Amsterdam service, having chilled on something in a coffee shop.  Judge for yourself.

Dear Guest,

When, in a little while, the hustle and bustle of city life recedes into the horizon, you can look forward to a journey of a rare calibre.  As your hosts, the staff at DFDS Seaways are here to pamper you with a carefully selected blend of pleasant and enjoyable experiences - whether you're travelling with good friends, as a couple or alone, or if you want to spend a couple of wonderful days with your family.  You will find yourself tempted by recreations above and under deck, taste impressions from all corners of the world and entertainment for all ages.  But what makes this experience so refreshingly different is that, on top of all this, we've added oceans of water.  The great big blue extends as far as the eye and the journey stretches - and in your soul, way beyond that.

Welcome aboard

Spaced, don't you think?
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