Adenoids
Act 1, Scene One:
Family living room; on one sofa, Mother, with a sleeping dog alongside; on the other sofa, Father and Son.
Dog: Snores loudly.
Father: Bloody hell, what a racket!
Mother: She ought to have her adenoids removed.
Son: What do adenoids do?
Mother: I'm not sure; what do adenoids do? (turning to Father)
Father: Make a fuckin' noise!
Mother: I know that, but what do they do when they're not making a noise?
Father: Keep quiet!
QED
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