Saturday 4 December 2010

4.12.10 Cystitis TV

Fuckin' pissin' Wii adverts are everywhere.  There's a constant stream of adverts, twee as fuck, showing inane twats enjoying themselves on a Wii.  We used to have a Wii; I was always wanting to have a go, but when it came down to it, I couldn't quite manage, and interest tailed off.  It was sold a year ago, the console and controllers plus loads of games, all for £250 - that really was taking the piss.

If I see another staged, awful "Redknapp" advert (that probably took 3 days to shoot) then I'll scream.

Nintendo adverts are even worse.  The 'Jedward' ads are shit, but I suppose if they're being paid a fortune, they'll do anything.  The 'DS' adverts are even worse, mainly because the games are crap and people's apparent enjoyment of them is a farce.  [NB: DS is short for DipShit].  Also, if old people want to keep their brains active, there are better ways than £100+ for a machine and much more for the games, especially if they've already got Alzheimer's Disease or Arthritis and cannot work the fucker, assuming they can bloody find it!  Stick to Countdown, and one bar of the electric fire.

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