Who was it who decided that tiny portions of anything are somehow better? It's quite clear that "Petits Fuckin' Filous" with its non-petits price represents the worst value for money slop-in-a-pot on the market! Anyone who buys it has more money than sense. The only thing shittier than pots of Petits Filous is the advertising approach. The PF adverts are quite simply crap. Spits Life Out is a rather appropriate anagram.
On a tangential note: manufacturers and retailers have been fucking with our minds for a long time, particularly regarding sizes.
Fun Size = no fuckin' fun at all!
Snack Size = not big enough
Multi-pack Size = you'll need to eat a pack to be satisfied
Family Size = enough for a husband, wife and foetus only
Bumper Pack = Not as big as you would expect
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