2.5.13 McDonald's Deficiency

It is simply amazing how 'skinflint' the McDonald's Corporation is.  In the UK, the area devoted to the toilets is at best 'tiny' and at worst 'criminally fucking minute'.  Blokes have long since had to deal with just two bowls to piss into - one set at normal height and one at lower level to cater for kids.  Separate from the two urinals, there's a small cubicle where anyone under 12 stone can manage to shit.  Anyone larger than this will struggle even to enter the cubicle, and considering that McDonald's food encourages people to become fat cunts, the facilities are completely at odds with the effect of the food on human size and weight!

So, only three people (male) per establishment can use the loo at any one time.  This assumes that one is a child, and that none of the three is obese. As 30% of customers are obese, then there is an effect on the space available when any fat cunt uses the loo.  If a fat cunt does want to piss, then he will have to stand at the higher of the two urinals.  This will render the kid-sized one out of bounds, do to encroachment.  That will mean it's only possible for one more slim person to go to the loo - in the cubicle.  If a kid is pissing and a fat cunt arrives, then he will not be able to go, as to enter the loo (enough of a challenge) is the limit of his ability because to approach a urinal is impossible if a kid is standing at the small one.  The cubicle is of course inaccessible.

All of this has been the case for a fair while, and on average, the maximum number of humans in a male loo at McDonald's at any one time has been '2', and even then there is a 'discomfort' because of the proximity which is unnerving.  Until this week, I've never thought about the issues arising from hand washing and hand drying.  I was forced, though, to address this after a visit to the McDonald's at Junction 11 of the M42.  I was able to use the loo without interference (in any way!) other than the awkward entry to the loo because of the biker standing at the sink combing his hair.  I positioned myself to have a pee and he left a few seconds later.  After I'd finished, I washed my hands and then looked for the hand dryer in this TINY space.  It was positioned in the most LUDICROUS place ever conceived by anyone positioning a hand dryer in the history of the modern world.  It was against the wall opposite the single sink, behind the door, and so close to the main/large urinal that it would literally blow on a dick if there was one there!  Should anyone be pissing, then a person drying hands would be eight inches from a 'fondle'!  This is fucking madness!  Heaven help anyone venturing to dry his hands while the urinal is being used.  Not only is there the awful embarrassment of the closeness, but a severe fucking risk - anyone opening the door would knock into the one drying his hands, and he'd be guilty of an unintentional indecent act.

This outrageous design is unbelievable.  I invite anyone to visit this McDonald's and not draw the conclusion that the designers are useless cunts and that the awkwardness of managing in this confined space if you're not completely on your own is at a level unsurpassable!!!!!

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