19.5.13 Clarkson On Form Again

What's the fucking problem?  There are moans and groans because Jeremy Clarkson has added to his long list of outbursts with one on kids on planes. He's suggested that they should not be allowed to fly until they learn to behave, and so belong in the hold.

He has got a valid point.  When I get on to a plane, there are just three things on my mind.

1 Can I find the required number of seats together (if travelling in a group)?
2 Is there space to put my case in the overhead compartment?
3 Will I be lucky enough not to have to endure a flight contaminated with a nauseating and/or noisy fucking kid?

On my last flight, the kid in the row in front was travelling with two fucking useless parents, and it managed to climb under its seat and up on to Mrs MWSC's lap in our row - without the parents noticing.  Fucking nuisance needy kid, and parents not fit to have a kid.  Their reaction was pathetic as well.  They were totally ineffective, pandered to the little runt, and were drippy as fuck.

So, Clarkson is on the money with this one - kids should be well behaved or keep off planes.  Sadly he did not go far enough.  Parents who are as bad as the kids should be stuck in the fucking hold!

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