So, we've had another instalment of Pissing About On Ice. There are a few contestants who are actually skating and dancing, but most are pissing about. This week's pathetic "Duel" idea was a complete waste of fucking time, and totally pointless. The two worst skaters were likely to be Corey (obviously) and Charlene. What happened? Despite all the 'Duel' crap, they were left to wind up the show. I am not even watching, as Corey is so dire that it's a formality he'll go.
Gubba was only 'reasonable', this week, with the following (amongst others):
Pressure Plank Lift
Reclining Showgirl Lift
Isle of Man Lift
The Angel of the North
Flying Teapot
Thread the Needle Lift
Attitude Lift
Inane comments of the week were everywhere, but I did pick out two that I had to log:
"On the night it's going to come down to who gives the best performance" - Jayne Torvill. Thanks for that, luv, because it's made the whole thing so much clearer now.
"If you want to save [insert name here] and [insert name here], they will need your votes" - Christine Bleakness. Amazing insight you have there, Blokey!
I suppose we ought to expect Charlene to exit next week; let's face it, she's not good to watch. I'd love to say it's in the can. In fact, for a unique "can" analogy, I'd say that if Heidi was a tin of beans, Charlene was a Fray Bentos !!! It does seem that she has adopted a TV format that's not 4:3, nor 16:9 but more of a squat-looking 22:7
Desperation On Ice returns next Sunday
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