I read in today's paper that there's to be a new "talent hunt" programme, hosted by Nicola Roberts from Girls Aloud. The hunt is for a new fashion designer (like we really need one of those) and the winner will get to create an outfit for Rihanna to wear at a performance in July, in Hyde Park. What a fucking flawed concept, pointless waste of time, and waste of human endeavour.
The over-exposed Rihanna [never mentioned without some cunt of a journalist using the term "Bajan beauty"] is easily dressed in a badly fitting but highly decorated and coloured Pampers nappy, and an ill-fitting bra top to match. This woman wears the most appalling clothes to perform in, and so is hardly equipped to comment on the input of any fashion designers, let alone claim to be worthy of providing the body to be adorned for the 'winner' of this project.
Apparently Rihanna has said: "I've always had a great love of fashion. It's a constant source of inspiration and is a big reason why I've grown into the artist I am today." Well, dearie, your 'fashion' and 'taste' sucks - nearly as much as the awful noise that was piped to me from speakers in Asda the other day. The noise was in fact "You Da One" - some complete shit churned out by a mincing machine and a handful of bollocks.
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