But it sure is a fucking close thing
In scraping the barrel for any old shite
ITV has its arse in a sling.
Brainwashing trailers are mind numbing hype
And the programme itself is a cunt
"No likey, no lighty", complete fuckin' tripe
From the man standing up at the front.
Watching is agony, all is inane
And the price you will pay is absurd
Just ten minutes in you will bleed from the brain
It's atrocious, I give you my word.
Standards have slipped to 'outrageously low'
Take Me Out is abysmal for sure
And Paddy McGuinness? With every crap show
He confirms he is now just a whore.
Who would have thought that a format like this
Would survive and be prime-time TV?
Well somebody somewhere is taking the piss
On a limb? No, they're out of their tree!
Dozens of women all eager for fame
Get attention they do not deserve
It's almost as if they are tarts on the game
And they call it a date? What a nerve!
Why stupid cunts choose to stand in a line
For a bloke who's a nob, I don't know
In standards there can be no further decline
So it's Paddy - piss off! Fuckin' go!
14.1.12
© TMWSC
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