It is almost unbelievable that newspapers can devote so much of their space to stories involving the most warped family of the UK. Ryan Giggs (the older one, with the permanent scowl or is that simply an intense but pained look?) has, as the whole world knows, shagged Natasha behind the back of Rhodri (the younger one) for eight years before the cat was let out of the bag. The two brothers are a pain, although not so much of a pain as Natasha, whose shagging has apparently earned her the status of 'celebrity', and a place on the recent Big Brother crap.
After an inordinate amount of Giggs shit in last week's papers, with pages allocated to the whining of Natasha and Rhodri, we now have the front page of today's Sun dominated by his further fucking whinge: CHEATING RAT RYAN TOOK ALL I HAD. Get a fucking life. Clearly there's nothing else to report in the world that's of greater significance [sarcasm] and nothing that requires on top of the front page coverage a further full page; page 5 shows the "prize" (and I use that word as loosely as Natasha conducts access to her charms) of the 29-year-old plain-looking woman who is simply pointless. I am struggling to understand why Rhodri is bothering to whinge, because she is clearly not worth anything, the same as his brother. (It must be the money, of course.) Ironic then, don't you think, that Rhodri's anger is directed at his Celebrity Big Brother !!!
Apparently she now wants to try and save her marriage to Rhodri. Well I wish all those with the name 'Giggs' would bugger off (I chose that word because it's got 'gg' in it, so it seemed appropriate). I turned the page, and then announced my annoyance to Mrs MWSC.
"Fucking Natasha has even managed to get in on the cruise liner story on the next page as well!"
"What do you mean?" came the reply, with a tone suggesting mild curiosity and surprise.
"There - 230ft GASH IN HULL" I said, pointing at the newsprint; "Didn't know she'd gone to Hull though."
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