Although the most celebrated mime artist Marcel Marceau died in 2007, there is a growing view that he has come back to us, after his spirit latched on to another human. After a relatively subdued initial presence, Marcel's spirit has started to become much more visible in the last 12 months. I can reveal that his spirit now resides within the body/persona of one Cheryl Cole. Anyone who watched X-Factor last Saturday cannot have failed to see Marcel giving his best ever mime performance via the 'efforts' of CC, who stropped about on stage while silently mouthing useless lyrics. She is thus a puppet whose value is nil, but behind her is a true talent - MM.
Cheryl is obviously deluded, and thinks we appreciate her not for having a good right hook in the toilets, but for her 'singing talent', good looks and reported 'National Treasure' status. However, she cannot sing, is not a treasure, and is blatant with her display of double standards. To mime while criticising and judging others who perform live is pathetic; CC could not judge which is the heavier - a kilo of feathers or a kilo of shit!
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