I see Sir Stelios Haji-Ioannou was in the news yesterday, regarding a deal he has made for easyJet to make more widespread use of the "easy" brand. The complete operational freedom will now allow new ventures to be considered. If I were on the board, I might well float the idea of legalised brothels under the name "easyCunt". I am sure there would be a demand for such a service, and the normal easyJet procedures could well be adopted. Booking ahead could easily be done online, and the charges would vary depending on the time of day/day of the week/season. Unfortunately there would have to be a surcharge for fat people - a sort of baggage allowance. If customers wanted to turn up and get straight to it without preliminaries etc, then Speedy Boarding could still be offered at a premium. For refreshments etc, easyKiosk could continue to offer a small range of overpriced snacks and drinks, eg. £6 for Minstrels and a Coffee, just like on a plane.
There could well be opportunities for promoting the service by going head-to-head with Virgin. You'll no doubt recognise the wordplay possibilities here.
TMWSC
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