26.10.13 X-Factor Wk3 - The Result

• I think the 'Flash Vote' should include some flashing - it might make it more entertaining.
• I think Sharon should get a Saturday job in a shoe shop for minimum wage, not £1.8M cuntin quid for fuck all.
• Dermot should be less predictable and a lot less Dreary.
• James Arthur should stay off the radio - I heard him wailing on Dermot's Saturday Radio 2 show and it was painful.
• Sharon should be put in front of an electric fire, two bars should be turned on, and Bet365.com should offer live odds on how quickly she will melt.
• Nicole Sch-Schite sch-ould stop being a pain in the arse.
• Skyfall should be banned from being sung by anyone on Earth.
• The age of any contestant should be irrelevant and never mentioned at all, not least because it is used either as an excuse for something shite or a reason to be amazed at someone.  Fuck off.
• The Wanted [aka The Unnecessary] managed to make twats of themselves via their spokesperson, who answered O'Dreary's questions.  "We couldn't resist not being here."  An absolutely classic linguistic fuck up.  "We are leaving tonight and going to Mexico."  Should have taken a direct flight, chaps!
• Lady Gaga was utter shit - she really is 'gaga', I reckon.  As Mrs MWSC said, "This is like musical movement at school" and she was right, other than there was no "singing" at school, just background music.  "Do what you want with my body" (as an alternative to the mind and heart that are not available) is not the best basis for a song.  Actually, luv, I wouldn't want it - you're all right.
• The four chipmunks (the judges) stood and gave a standing ovation ???  See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil and think no evil. Nobs. As for 'Loopy' (sorry, 'Gaga') she spilled out some nonsense about being an artist and her songwriting abilities - oxymoron for you there.

Hannah Barrett v Miss Dynamix 

"Dermot, this is extremely beyond shocking to me."  No, Nicole, that's not introducing your act.  As for Hannah, "High wanna sing" is not the same as "I wanna sing".  Will people stop pandering to this drab shite.

Miss Dynamix managed rather better than Hannah, surprisingly.  They also looked 99% less glum than Hannah.  I will never be buying an album from either, so it's all irrelevant.

Gary managed to tell Hannah that she was brilliant, yet said fuck all about his own act.  He then saved his own act.  So, no objective voting on this show - nothing new.

They were gracious in defeat with no tears.  Nice change, and I don't think Hannah would have managed that.

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