Tuesday, 1 October 2013

1.10.13 September Grammar Gaffes of the Month




1   - "We can be very reactionary as a media."  [Mark Chapman on MOTD2]

2   - "Asda are proud to be different."  [Advert - are it, indeed!]

3   - "Cardiff, back to the walls now."  [Commentator on MOTD2]

4   - "Both of whom have spent around £100m each [Huw Edwards]

5   - "The big question is: Why were Qatar awarded the World Cup?"  [Antony Kastrinakis in The Sun, and the award was the hosting of the competition, not the cup]

6   - "Just about everyone else in Europe has a Christmas break. But the Premier League do not."  [Antony, again]

7   - "Dozens of elephant have died here."  [Matin Geissler on ITV News, making 'elephant' plural ]

8   - "The herd of elephant that roam here."  [Martin still being a prick]

9   - "The Sunday Mirror have an interview with Ed Miliband."  [John Kay, BBCBreakfast TV]

10 - "If you print more dollars relative to the amount of gold there are."  [Justin Webb, Radio 4]

11 - "A little bit more good to watch."  [Robbie Fowler on Final Score]

12 - "Celtic have beat Kilmarnock."  [Jason Mohammad on Final Score]

13 - "The depthness of the squad."  [Robbie Fowler, ref Man City on Final Score]

14 - "Klinger - the U.K,s leading Gasket supplier."  [On the side of a van, with multiple sign writing cock-ups]

15 - "There are a range of options available"  [Spire Health Centres TV advert]

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