Wednesday, 23 October 2013

23.10.13 Bad News & Other Comments




Bad News

  • Cilla Black has resurfaced
  • Paul McCartney is still singing
  • Jonathan Ross has a news series on ITV
  • Naomi Campbell
  • Wonga is doing well and expanding

Other Comments

  • There is generally a severe overuse and/or inappropriate use of  the word 'iconic'
  • The word 'auction' is NOT pronounced as if it were spelled with an 'o' [only pretentious people create the word 'oction']
  • Rita Ora is getting more unwarranted and annoying exposure in papers than fucking Rihanna!
  • There is NO 'joy' in hearing about Jackpot Joy from Barbara Bloody Windsor and as for seeing her, well that's just grief
  • Sally Bercow is simply a breathing disaster
  • Bruce Forsythe is not liked or admired to anywhere near the level the BBC insists is the case
  • Baby On Board signs (and similarly offensive ones) should be illegal
  • When will the world wake up to the fact that Tony Blair is vile, inhuman and immoral?
  • Why is the own-brand version of a Deep Pan pizza £2 and the Thin Crust £3 in the Co-op?
  • When will Cherie Blair get the message that we don't give a fuck what she thinks?
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