1 - "That does taste like something you should swab a wound with." [Liam, after a taste of the tequilla from an unusual bottle on Christmas morning]
2 - "Bruce Forsythe should be executed for crimes against entertainment." [TMWSC]
3 - "Or even assassinated . . . . . . . anything!" [Mrs MWSC, following on from No.3]
4 - "I've never experimented with leeks." [Parissa]
5 - "You don't get ten out of ten for effort in this house, you get ten out of ten for getting it right." [Liam]
6 - "Her teeth to gum ratio is just illegal." [Mrs MWSC, regarding the trailer to Dancing On Ice, showing Beth Tweddle]
7 - "Rice is persistent." [Liam, tring to clean a bowl]
8 - "Food does not have fucking attitude, Jamie." [TMWSC, watching Jamie Oliver on TV]
9 - "Have you always shot shit?" [Parissa, asking Liam about the pheasant he and James were preparing]
10 - "I fool people into a suspension of disbelief." [John Lithgow, on a radio interveiw]
11 - "I shouldn't have to be fucking moon walking at my age!" [TMWSC after stepping in dog's pee on the lino floor]
12 - "It's pointless making a technical assessment." [Bruno Tonioli on Strictly, ref Lisa Riley]
13 - "You're thinking these goals have got to go in sooner or later." [Alan Shearer talking about the chances that did not result in goals]
14 - "Ba and Cisse are there; none of them are offside." [Alan Shearer talking shite again]
15 - "I take it both of you are a bit of a fan." [TV reporter, hopeless at grammar]
16 - "Everyone in the competition are amazing dancers." [Kimberly Walsh, hopeless at grammar]
17 - "Everyone here is such incredible athletes." [Peter Wilson, on Superstars, hopeless at grammar]
18 - "Michu was not too far away to extending his tally." [Match of the Day commentator]
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