Thursday 12 April 2012

12.4.12 Fog Lights

There are various levels of offending when it comes to inappropriate use of fog lights.  There are numerous idiots on the road, and it's a fact that the worst offenders by car make are those with a German car, and within that sector, the biggest culprits are the owners of Mercedes cars.

1  -  Tits

These are the drivers who insist on driving with their headlights on, despite the fact that there's absolutely no need for any assistance when the sun is managing rather well on its own.

2  -  Nobs

These are drivers who display enhanced stupidity by driving with both headlights and front fog lights switched on, when neither set of lights is needed.

3  -  Arseholes

These are the posers who somehow think it is cool to drive with front fog lights on at all times. 

4  -  Twats

These are the drivers who insist on using either front or rear fog lights (or both) when there's no fucking fog.  As a result, everyone else is blinded.

5  -  Cunts

Drivers of cars who decide they are entitled to harass others and intimidate with their driving style.  They drive with the front fog lights on, and often 'tailgate'.  They typically manoeuvre with no consideration for anyone else, and seem to think that their bright lights entitle them to behave like cunts.

6  -  Fucking Cunts

As above, for 'Cunts', but with the added attribute of lights which are in fact of the newest kind, with small 'dots' to replace the single bulb design.

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