I have concluded that Jonathan Ross, Richard Hammond and Bruce Forsyth are all guilty. They are guilty of being pathetic, puerile, pointless, and pitiable. Their presence on TV is in fact pointless, and their needless 'contributions' serve to do no more than offend due to the completely awful standards of 'entertainment' these overpaid people work to.
The Total Wipeout (All New or any other rehashed, repeated bollocks) programme is actually fairly entertaining WITHOUT ANY INPUT from Richard Hammond. But, there is a direct correlation between his input and the extent to which the enjoyment level is reduced. The pathetic dialogue, and forced 5-year-old style humour makes me cringe. He is not needed; clear the studio. Just as YBF was massively improved by Harry Hill's input, it was actually the doing away with a studio aspect that provided equal benefit/improvement.
Jonathan Ross gets away with the most mind-numbing shit, and revels in applause from zombies brought in to make up a studio audience - those who think it's fucking marvellous that Ewan McGregor can ride a motorbike up a tiny ramp and clear three people lying on the floor. The audience laughs at every silly joke and helps to stroke JR's ego. It's not all about you, JR! Shite.
Brucie - do yourself a favour (although it would doing us a much greater one) and retire please. You lost the ability long ago to entertain anyone who has an intellect. The tired format of comments and attempted jokes, feeble innuendos, confused and 'hard done by' looks and awful delivery all combine to say one thing - Get Off! It is no longer 'nice to see you'.
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