The Joy of Teen Sex on Channel 4 is a mine of useful information. Oh yes, there's some profound shit relayed in this typical Channel 4 style offering. Dr Anita [who calls herself by her first name for some reason, which reminds me of Fireman Sam, or Postman Pat] is a bit patronising, and explains the fucking obvious in tones that are mildly irritating.
Apparently, Anton has caught chlamydia twice this year and he "is beginning to question whether he ought to be using condoms". Any cunt (especially a talking one with chlamydia) could tell Anton to use a fucking condom. After a couple of gruesome photos and a dose of the bleeding obvious, she gets Anton to say that he's going to use condoms in the future. Dr Anita: "Every time?" Anton: "Yes, every time."
The bisexual girl with vaginismus was encouraged by Dr Anita to try using a set of cones of various sizes, to gradually increase the ability of her cunt to accept visitors. The Doctor helpfully suggested that Kerys could do this "in the comfort of your own home". Well, Kerys is hardly going to have a go at stuffing plastic cones up her cunt in the fucking in-store restaurant at Morrisons, is she!
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