Monday 24 October 2011

24.10.11 Gutter Press

Today's worst story was the update provided on the goings on of Frankie Cocozza, who must be the country's least talented individual, yet his expectations and self promotion efforts are the most nauseating.  The article can only be described as dire.  I quote:

X Factor ladies' man Frankie Cocozza has bedded busty Holly Hagan from the reality show Geordie Shore.  A source said: "She pestered producers for an introduction.  They had sex after the show."  Holly, 18, said Frankie - who has slept with 67 girls according to his DAD - sent her "filthy" text messages.  Judge Gary Barlow has tried to rein in the 19-year-old's partying.

This is such utter cuntin' bollocks.  How the fuck is this "News".  This makes Jeremy Kyle seem more highbrow than Stephen Fry !!!  Frankie is a slag with no talent; Holly Whoever is a slag.

Base / Gutter / Shit

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