Thursday 5 December 2013

5.12.13 November Quotes of the Month



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1   - "For Joey, everything's an eye opener."  [Steve Davies on IACGMOOH]

2   - "I'll only ever confrontate someone if . . . . ."  [Joey on IACGMOOH]

3   - "If it's a rain forest, it obviously rains on purpose, doesn't it?"  [Joey on IACGMOOH]

4   - "They wanted to nibble the Rear of the Year, as you do."  [Vincent, ref rats on IACGMOOH]

5   - "He's got quite reluctant feet at the moment."  [Mrs MWSC ref Harvey not helping in putting socks on]

6   - "He got isolated on his own."  [Commentator on Rugby, Wales v Australia]

7   - "There's always some cunt who wants to blame another cunt!"  [TMWSC regarding adverts for legal advice and compensation claims]

8   - "But what do they do?"  [Joey, regarding millipedes on IACGMOOH]

9   - "You got quite a bit of critique from the judges."  [Zoe Ball talking shit on Strictly Come Dancing]

10 - "Spellbounding footwork."  [Darcey Bussell talking shit on Strictly Come Dancing]

11 - "We're at Judges' Houses stage."  [Commentator talking shit during the England v Chile football!]

12 - "A ghost-like apparation."  [Woman on Gardeners' Question Time mixing up apparition and aberration]

13 - "I know you are; try harder."  [Iveta on Strictly Come Dancing, after Mark Benton said "I'm trying my best"]

14 - "That I can cook."  [Contestant on Masterchef, after Michel Roux asked "What have you got to prove?"]

15 - "Jessie found fame in 2008 on BBC talent show I'd Do Anything with Andrew Lloyd Webber."  [Not the best sounding headline in The Main Online]

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