Miaow
1 - "For Joey, everything's an eye opener." [Steve Davies on IACGMOOH]
2 - "I'll only ever confrontate someone if . . . . ." [Joey on IACGMOOH]
3 - "If it's a rain forest, it obviously rains on purpose, doesn't it?" [Joey on IACGMOOH]
4 - "They wanted to nibble the Rear of the Year, as you do." [Vincent, ref rats on IACGMOOH]
5 - "He's got quite reluctant feet at the moment." [Mrs MWSC ref Harvey not helping in putting socks on]
6 - "He got isolated on his own." [Commentator on Rugby, Wales v Australia]
7 - "There's always some cunt who wants to blame another cunt!" [TMWSC regarding adverts for legal advice and compensation claims]
8 - "But what do they do?" [Joey, regarding millipedes on IACGMOOH]
9 - "You got quite a bit of critique from the judges." [Zoe Ball talking shit on Strictly Come Dancing]
10 - "Spellbounding footwork." [Darcey Bussell talking shit on Strictly Come Dancing]
11 - "We're at Judges' Houses stage." [Commentator talking shit during the England v Chile football!]
12 - "A ghost-like apparation." [Woman on Gardeners' Question Time mixing up apparition and aberration]
13 - "I know you are; try harder." [Iveta on Strictly Come Dancing, after Mark Benton said "I'm trying my best"]
14 - "That I can cook." [Contestant on Masterchef, after Michel Roux asked "What have you got to prove?"]
15 - "Jessie found fame in 2008 on BBC talent show I'd Do Anything with Andrew Lloyd Webber." [Not the best sounding headline in The Main Online]
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