Sophie & Brendan voted off first? Not the correct result, but not actually that surprising. She seemed happy enough, so good for her. This means we are getting to the expected fuck-up, whereby Susanna Reid gets more appreciation than her dancing deserves.
Tess Daly / Far Too Often
I was about to dial recklessly, when Foghorn Leghorn advised me to "dial carefully". This useless advice was actually irrelevant as I would of course NOT be voting.
Susanna
Susanna Red Potatoes
She stomped and clumped and stamped and gurned. How the fuck this one woman 'Kevin appreciation society' managed 39 from the judges is more fucking 'amazing' than the amazement that seems so ubiquitous for Reid.
Abbey
As expected, really good. 38 from the judges; nothing wrong with that, except the incongruity with their views on Spud-U-Don't-Like's score of 39 !!!
Natalie
As you'd have expected, a flawless performance with a bit of face-pulling. Worth the 40.
Final Leader Board
Natalie 119
Abbey 116
Susanna 112
Robbie Williams
The singers and orchestra on SCD are wonderfully talented. This cannot be said of Robbie Williams, who seems to have lowered his booking fee (to match his low singing standards) resulting in his appearance just about anywhere these days. Why my Saturday has to be tainted by this tosser I don't know.
Foghorn managed a final mispronunciation of 'Salsa' [ie. saucer with an 'l' in the middle] before introducing further padding, ahead of the result. Six million votes tonight means there is less of a recession on than I thought.
The Winners - Abbey & Aljaz
Excellent.
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