2.12.13 Get Me Out Of Here Now!

My Jungle Prediction was that Helen Flanagan would have absolutely nothing intelligent to say, and would portray herself accurately as vacuous, pointless, irritating, and simply pathetic whilst using a squawking voice and saying 'like' or 'kind of' every few seconds.  On IACGMOOH Now, she has so far lived up to my expectations, and with a couple more days of input to go, I am confident that she'll maintain this low standard, and bring into question the actions of ITV in flying her to Australia to stare into a camera.  She is everything that a bad role model should be.  Sadly the media manage to promote and reward talentless, pouting airheads and thus encourage more such people to make themselves known.  Why oh why are we supposed to pander to the useless, while paying them stupid money for being twats?

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Laura Whitmore introduced the panel with reference to: "The stunning screaming queen" for Helen.  Well, one of the three words (screaming) was accurate.  Yesterday Laura used the word "flapper" which was rather more helpful and amusing.  After ten minutes, Helen had said "kind of" or "kinda" no less than 340 times.

"He's got such a weird annoying face - and that's coming from me."  That was from Rob Beckett, regarding Matthew.

Helen Flanagan: "I have not a clue."  This was actually an answer to one specific question from Laura, but could in fact be a generic answer to ANY question, and a disposition that suits the airhead.

Helen's annoyance with people saying things about Amy was typical, and she sided with her in all respects.  Making an excuse for Amy because she "might find it hard to adapt" is useless, as you'd expect from Flapper Flanagan.  Keeping contraband was simply selfish - but as I've said before, Amy is generally selfish and oblivious - almost refusing to acknowledge the argument about right and wrong, and obsessing on getting caught or not.  Alfonso had to repeatedly try to get this through to her.

Quote of the Week must go to Steve Davies for his comment to an upset Annabel from the dunny:

"Annabel, I don't think I can counsel you while I'm having a shit."

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