The contents of this box can be identified by the picture and descriptions on the reverse side. The twelve different biscuit types that make up the assortment of marginally below 1lb of sweetness, biscuit and additives are stated to have been covered in chocolate in an "assortment" of ways as well. Here are the key elements:
- Digestive biscuit smothered in thick milk chocolate . . . .
- Crunchy digestive biscuit coated with milk chocolate . . . .
- Crunchy finger coated with thick creamy milk chocolate . . . .
- Crunchy biscuit ring enrobed with thick creamy milk chocolate.
- Crunchy biscuit fully enrobed with rich, dark chocolate.
- Sandwich biscuit . . . . generously coated in milk chocolate.
- Digestive biscuit covered in white chocolate . . . .
- Rich shortcake biscuit fully coated in white chocolate . . . .
- Crumbly biscuit filled with chocolate cream and smothered with thick milk chocolate.
- Crumbly biscuit filled with orange cream and coated with rich, dark chocolate.
- Oat biscuit smothered with thick milk chocolate.
- Digestive biscuit fully coated with milk chocolate . . . .
The very first biscuit pictured is a biscuit that's "topped with a star motif" and there's a sort of disc on top. What the description does not include is the sneaky approach that's been adopted on the underside. Hidden from view is a hole; no one could have predicted it would be there, but it's there. There's no reason for it at all, in terms of biscuit construction, but I do believe that I have established exactly where the missing 4 grammes went !!!
I was about to finish this blog post, and no word of a lie, Junior MWSC mentioned the exact same thing. As I was holding the box, he said (pointing to the first biscuit pictured):
"That one's a fucking con - all the top does is hide a massive hole in the bottom."
Like father like son.
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